every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute

I saw something that said Spring Awakening doesn’t have any big sing-along numbers and I’m like wow first of all that’s just not true but also clearly they’ve never met a group of college students with papers to write and tests to study for who have just discovered Totally Fucked

I’m eavesdropping on my classmates in the dining hall and they’re talking about tumblr specifically the adult content situation so that’s interesting

my new belief system is that passenger pigeons did not in fact go extinct but actually are living on the moon

I just went through my own posts out of curiosity and out of everything I’ve posted and reblogged in the past five months exactly one post has been flagged and it was my hernst edit with the well of loneliness quote

just for the record or whatever I have no intention of going anywhere but feel free to message me if you want my username on twitter or instagram or neopets

anissagraces:

fangirl challenge – [12/50] romantic relationships ♡ eleanor shellstrop and chidi anagonye
“So, Michael showed me a memory of our time in the Good Place and you and I were, like, a thing. Not like a casual, “Hey, I found two loose pills in the bottom of my tote, let’s pop ‘em and see what’s good,” kinda thing. We were in love, and there’s a real possibility that I’m in love with you again. Here. On this plane of existence. Today. Now. In Canada during this brawl with demons..”

The Journey Begins

Thanks for joining me!

Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton

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americachavez:

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

emerpenny:

any other fandom ever: I love this show but wish this character wasn’t so problematic

artemis fowl fandom: if disney makes our rich, snobby trash boy a decent human being we will riot