my mom: Is Sam Mendes the Broadway guy you like?
me: I don’t know who that is
my mom: Who’s the guy you like then?
me: I like a lot of people involved in Broadway?
my mom: It’s a name like that, I thought
me: Are you thinking of Andy Mientus??
my mom: That’s it!

my-onlyretreat:

There haven’t been many roommate shenanigans lately because Zoe and I live in different states during the summer but I feel that it is important for the internet to know that Zoe’s only reaction to me passing multiple kidney stones & suffering for a day in the hospital was “wow you really can’t catch a break”