my laptop, microsoft word, and google docs: what the fuck are you doing fuck you
me: look I KNOW you don’t like me copying and pasting the 3000 page document whose existence you already hated but I’m only going to do it once so please just let me get it over with
laptop, word, docs: FUCK YOU
me: okay that’s fair I get it but can you just let me

pilferingapples:

pilferingapples:

–I also love the idea of Grantaire secretly being a furry artist because it endlessly improves the old “artist leaves their sketchbook, unsuspecting friend/object of affection finds it and has a Revelation about the nature of the artist” trope 

enjolras: in shock no idea how to react # grantaire: i was young and needed the money # enjolras: this… this is dated last week # grantaire: i am still young and still need money  (via @little-smartass )

ambereliza:

me before getting any grade at uni: academia is a toxic wasteland, why would i want to willingly give my life over to this maelstrom of darwinism and greed and stress??? my inferiority complex is through the roof and i can physically feel the tendrils of an anxiety disorder wrapping around my brain

me after getting a good grade at uni: i rove the fields of academia with a skip in my step and a merry wave to the ivory tower. footnotes flock at my feet while snatches of my latest essay of dazzling brilliance has found its way into the mouth of the birds who serenade me with my own genius as i wander past them

grrlcookery:

hotmolasses:

fattyatomicmutant:

wivernryder:

The auxiliary water pump on my car broke (the plastic rotted and cracked so it was spewing coolant everywhere) and the mechanic wanted me to pay $300 for a $150 part.

I went to an auto store and bought the part for just under $150 and was gonna have the mechanic install it until I called them back and they said they don’t install customer parts.

So I figured if they won’t install customer parts, they’ll at least fix existing problems with the vehicle.

So, naturally I poorly installed the new part myself, then took it to the mechanic saying I had coolant issues and wasn’t sure what the problem was. They fixed the problem in under 20 minutes and only charged me $30 for the labor.

Ho l y

Imma try that last one

I went to my doctor’s office and asked if they had any slots open for that day.  They told me they don’t take walk-ins, you have to call ahead for an appointment.

So I pulled out my phone and called the office.  The other receptionist answered the phone and the first one literally WATCHED ME say “I’d like to make an appointment today if you have any slots available.”

He said to me (on the phone) all they had available was for 9:00, could I make it in time?

I said “Yep, I’m standing right here.”

He didn’t understand what I meant and happily put my appointment down.

I hung up and said to the original receptionist, “Hi, I have an appointment in five minutes.”

She (very angrily) entered me as arrived and gave me my forms.

I love this

chillwhiskey:

there is 100% a twitter account @IsSMHintheLibrary and it’s just “nah they’re not here you’re good” or “oluransi is crying under a table and birkholtz is singing, stay away” or “just bittle, he’s watching hockey but the sound’s on low” or “RED ALERT NURSE, CHOW, AND POINDEXTER! STAY AWAY!!!!”