thoodleoo:

i accidentally got cerberus and the sphinx mixed up in my head and created a scenario in which, if you wanted to go to the underworld, you had to answer cerberus’s riddle, but every time the riddle was just ‘who’s a good boy,’ and now i’m mad that that’s not actually how greek mythology goes

amazon: I see you purchased all of Jane Austen’s novels. Would you like to also buy multiple other editions of all of Jane Austen’s novels?
me: you either really misunderstand or really understand English majors and I can’t tell which it is