fiveonthebeef:

in her notes for this update, ngozi writes, “☆ UP NEXT: Catch up with Dex, Nursey, Shitty, Ransom, Holster, and Lardo in Haus 2.0!”. this is in reference to the upcoming update, nicknamed “and they were roommates!/oh my god they were roommates” by ngozi on twitter. we have all been theorizing that a pairing made up of two roommates would become canon in this update, but i theorize that ALL roommate pairings composed of the above members will become canon. that means nurseydex AND holsom AND shittylardo, which also means that the entire check please fandom will not survive the update. in this essay i will—