Derek’s reaction to rooming with Dex is so clearly “fuck yeah! I can spend more time with Will! Maybe we can get closer, and maybe I can get something more out of this 😉” and Dex is all just like “oh my god no I’m too gay for this shit if we’re not sharing a bed we’re not sharing a room”
plot twist of the century: ollie and wicks get the attic
ok brah I need to ask you a lot of questions to see how far your seer powers go
us: hey so dex and nursey are gonna share the attic right????
ngozi: no.
us:
ngozi:
us:
ngozi: they’re gonna share Lardo’s smaller, more compact room.
ngozi: less space, more bickering
us: HOLY SHI-