Tag: courferre

Combeferre: you’re a solid 6
Courfeyrac: ??? excuse me???
Combeferre: on the Richter scale. ‘Cause babe, you’re rocking my world
Combeferre:
Combeferre: but like, not rocking it so much that it destroys entire buildings or anything that would not be good at all

just-french-me-up:

Combeferre is so in love with the concept of parallel universes. He loves it so much. Everyday he goes around like: “In a parallel universe, the library of Alexandria was saved”, “in a parallel universe, we’ve found a universal cure for everything”, “in a parallel universe, no one questions the concept of universal healthcare.”

But he also brings him down sometimes: “In a parallel universe, I’m holding Courfeyrac’s hand when we walk down the street”. “In a parallel universe, I’m brave enough to ask Courfeyrac out.”

One day, Enjolras gets enough of the parallel dating universe Combeferre is wallowing in, and puts his hands on his friend’s shoulders: “In parallel universe, you and Courfeyrac never end up together. Make sure you’re not living in that universe, okay?”

orestesblasting-pyladesfunk:

ok but there’s so much sitcom misunderstanding potential in ferre overhearing courf complaining about liking his best friend and assuming he means enjolras

so as much as he likes courf he forgets about it because he’s never realised how blatant enjolras is about having No Romantic Attraction to courf before and courf just sits there and nods and smiles ugh courf you’re such a good friend 

ferre trying to hint to enjolras to stop complaining about grantaire to courf because it must hurt and courf’s lying upside down on the couch like ‘no ferre shuuuush i want to heaaaar’ ugh he’s just so strong so so strong god bless u courf 

ferre talking to enjolras about it because apparently he still hasn’t noticed and the thought of it is tearing him up (bc he likes courf but he’s ignoring that) and enjolras is just like ‘what in gods name are you talking about’ 

in-only-love-and-liberty:

The triumvirate didn’t realize they were basically dating until they all began relationships

Grantaire laughing himself to tears when Enjolras tells him date nights will have to be scheduled around the second of every month

“It’s Courfeyrac and my Yell at Sexist Movies night it’s improtant, R.. Grantaire get off the floor it’s not that funny”

Once Combeferre and Courfeyrac start dating, for real this time, there are times they go on dates and end up texting Enjolras for his opinion on the discussion

“Wait this is our date we are not fact checking Enjolras’ speech, we have so many other, sexier options”

Enjolras and Combeferre are the same size and essentially share a wardrobe, divided into t-shirts with revolutionary slogans, and button downs. 

Grantaire assumed that if a hoodie smells like his boyfriend it would belong to his boyfriend. After Combeferre walked home in only a t-shirt five meetings in a row, he was proven wrong.

The amis are occasionally inducted as a fourth partner if they happen to be having a bad day

Feuilly didn’t get the promotion that would have doubled his salary? The three pull him aside after a meeting for dinner, a movie he and been wanting to see, then home for a giant ‘sleepover’ with him in the middle.

Bahorel calls it the real gay agenda

Courfeyrac is a firm believer that you absorb more knowledge if you are warm and in bed with someone. (don’t question it) 

When he gets a new bed he brings E and Ferre to the store to ensure they can all comfortably lay on it together.

Jehan sends photos of all three of them wrapped together that night, caption, ‘my roommate with his 5th and 6th appendages.’