thehausghosts:

Jack texts Shitty after kissing Bittle. He’s very Jack about it. 

The text comes as Shitty is contemplating which family member would be responsible for honour killing him should he pick up the wrong fork for this salad. If Lardo wasn’t sitting next to him, nervously eyeing up the silverware arrangements, he might try it.

His notification for Jack is the most obnoxious air horn he could download for free, and just having come from outdoors, the volume is cranked all the way up. The sound probably travels into the kitchen. If it were 1943 people would be ducking under their tables and clutching their jewels. Instead, everyone glares at him, and while he’s turning his phone to vibrate, he looks at the message. Risky to check his phone at the table with his family, but Jack never texts first. At first, when Shitty had literally wrestled Jack into friendship, he thought Jack wanted to seem distant and mysterious, when actually he’s just a super aloof kind of guy.

“I kissed Bitty.”

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sidetrackedmeanderings:

Researchers have discovered a new species of frog in Borneo which only grows to the size of a pea.

Finding the mini frogs, named Microhyla nepenthicola, proved to be a challenge due to their size. Adult males range in length from 10.6 to 12.8 millimeters.

I CAN’T.

BABYYYY

can you imagine how many of these fucking frogs the researchers stepped on trying to find them

thanks satan

@miamitears it’s you

MINI FROG MINI FROG