Emily – Zoe's blog

beaches,, are like jonathan groff

my friends are going to be tired of me before I even move in

my friends were all watching Rise separately because the semester is over so the group chat was wild and during every Simon scene especially woybr they all assumed I was dying and they were right

(discussion about all the shows we like that are being cancelled and how I’m cursed)
me: The universe sees me enjoying something and says “actually that energy could be devoted to Supernatural”
Emily: none of this would be happening in the Berenstein timeline
Kate: In the berentein universe supernatural got cancelled after swan song
me: In the berenstein universe no show is allowed to continue unless it has at least two canonically queer characters
Kate: In the berenstein universe no shows are made at all without at least two canonically queer characters
Kate: I feel like we’re live-action making one of those brain explosion memes

me: I feel attacked
Emily: good, I’m attacking you

I was on the phone with my mom and Emily burst in yelling about sugar daddies which was great

the new thing, apparently, is, instead of watching vine comps, just reciting vines from memory

me: That doesn’t count.
Emily: YOU don’t count.
me: ONE. TWO. THREE.

Emily: Is that Aaron Burr??
Kate and me: Sir!
Emily: what. where did he come from?
me: the netherlands
Emily: what
me: I am a woman of mystery

Kate and Emily are playing two vine comps at the same time I’m going to move out

WAIT it’s worse they’re playing the same video just a little off time