I saw HOZIER
Tag: Hozier
faeries can’t lie which is why hozier said “no comment” as to whether he is one of the folk, but then in another question, said “time moves differently in the fae realm” and qualified his statement with “i’m joking,” which suspiciously falls in line with the fact that the fae are notorious for being mischievous. therefore, we can make the assumption that his statement was not a lie but also not the full truth. in this essay i will

I know this means what religion does he practice but it’s phrased like people are interested in a religion which worships him and honestly that makes sense
Take Me To Church by Hozier (featuring a gospel choir he didn’t know was in attendance) ((his reaction is priceless))
i love seeing posts americans make about hozier being a powerful cryptid faeire moss prince or whatever you guys are saying these days on tumblr.com when i know he’s just smoking weed in dublin and using twitter. my friend went to a christmas party and hozier was there and high and just talked about himself the entire time.
My friend had sex with him in a field at a music festival juuust before take me to church took off. She panicked and assumed he’d be all “k, see ya around!” so she preemptively did that to him and he just went “oh, okay, I was hoping I’d see you again” and she spent that whole year kicking herself.
Me: Hozier’s tribute to protest musicians and contemplation of his own ability and responsibility as an artist to fight for justice in “Nina Cried Power” is made much more powerful when you remember that he spent the last two years fighting for housing, the right to abortion, and acknowledgment/restitution for the crimes of the Catholic Church in Ireland while we were all joking about him hiding out in a bog.
Also me: very dramatic music, sound very good









