if you were looking at my previous post and thinking “that’s not an expression doesn’t she know that’s not it” well for your information it was an artistic choice

garbage-wizard:

garbage-wizard:

Happy 34th birthday to the greatest song ever recorded

Happy 35th

my-onlyretreat:

Me: I’m a business bitch
Dad: You’re a business professional.
Me, louder: I’M A BUSINESS BITCH

academicssay:

‪There are two types of people: those who use the Oxford comma, those who don’t and those who should.‬

starfishspencers:

songs to listen to when you’re feeling sad:
africa- toto

songs to listen to when you’re feeling happy:
africa- toto

songs to listen to while cooking:
africa- toto

songs to listen to while going through a divorce:
africa- toto

songs to put on a playlist for you 80 year old grandmother:
africa- toto

songs to listen to listen to while cross country skiing:
africa- toto

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/sparrowsfallingfromthesky/151080862301/tumblr_oderb45gV31vdga55?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://sparrowsfallingfromthesky.tumblr.com/post/151080862301/audio_player_iframe/sparrowsfallingfromthesky/tumblr_oderb45gV31vdga55?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsparrowsfallingfromthesky%2F151080862301%2Ftumblr_oderb45gV31vdga55

autismserenity:

I feel like this is a really accurate impression of what it feels like when I’m in sensory overwhelm and the input won’t stop coming tbh

champagne cocaine gasoline and fifty-thousand bees

angryinkeddrunk:

What

mrtopherg:

stylinsonloves:

ahaleyscomet:

Ok, so, a friend of a friend was at some fancy schmancy party in NY, and she was getting majorly creeped on by two older guys- they had her basically cornered and she was getting really uncomfortable. So, she scans the room, and who does she see but motherfucking Aziz Ansari. She makes a solid moment of ‘Dude help me’ eye contact, and Aziz comes over to her – this person he has never met in his life – and he’s like ‘Hey girl! Been so long, what’s up!’ and gets her away from them. He then proceeds to check on her a few times for the rest of the party to make sure the creepers don’t come back.

Tldr, Aziz knows girl code and is an A+ person.

WOAH WHAT? Literally in his stand up live at MSG he mentions how he’d be so happy to help a girl out to get away from creepy dudes. Because “creepy dudes are everywhere”
And he actually did it. Bless Aziz

Aziz is that dude.