A Thing That Actually Happened, For Real

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So tonight, on Supernatural, Bucklemming, BUCKLEMMING actually fucking wrote the line

“Lucifer can’t be sent to the Cage while in a vessel.”

LUCIFER.

CAN’T BE SENT.

TO THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

WHILE IN A FUCKING VESSEL.

They wrote that. They wrote that and it was read and approved by people who have presumably watched the show at some point.

They write that, they fucking WROTE THAT SHIT LIKE S5/6/7 WERE ALL JUST SOME CRAZY METHED UP FEVER DREAM.

LOL SILLY SAM, YOU AIN’T NEVER GOT SENT TO NO CAGE. EVEN THOUGH YOU ACTUALLY MENTIONED THAT IN TONIGHT’S EPISODE. TONIGHT’S EPISODE WHERE BUCKLEMMING SAID THAT COULD NOT HAPPEN. THEY WROTE BOTH LINES, BOTH. BOTH.

LUCIFER CAN’T BE SENT TO THE CAGE WHILE IN A VESSEL.

WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?! HOW IS THIS ALLOWED?! DO YOU REALIZE OTHER PEOPLE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING, SUPERNATURAL????

How did Dean keep the photo of Bobby and Cas from endverse since that’s another time line or a constructed universe? 

Why does Lucifer have red eyes?

What does “chinese mind control technique” mean and why does it make a person gasp for breath like they’re being choked? Isn’t that more like a choking spell, not a mind control technique?

Why the torture scenes just to make it all pointless in the end since Toni supposedly just went off the deep end without permission from the BMOL?

Since when does Cas never sweat? Or is that just a really ridiculously stupid attempt at a joke? With bucklemming who knows?

Did Cas disappear into the ether at the end or is he just sitting in his truck by himself like a good “pet”?

Why did new “savior” showrunner Dabb think it was ok to call a rape spell scene “romance”? 

So many questions. So much shaking of my head in embarrassment and disgust.

to answer the op, I think they were talking about not being able to send luci to the cage when he’s in a vessel with a spell, but doing it directly (sam jumping into the pit) still works

I sadly don’t have good answers for @slayerangels

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dean and sam and mary. dean and mary. sam and mary. MARY where do i even begin

dean held onto memories of her for the past 37 years and my god he hid from her to drink in the KITCHEN with old photos of her because maybe she’s not what he remembers and it’s so hard for him because they knew each other but they’re both more and different as people compared to themselves 33 years ago and it’s almost like meeting a really distant relative you loved a lot as a kid but you haven’t seen them for years and now you’re older and it’s awkward for both of you involved and dean just. “do you still like pie?” and dean just SHOVING PIE INTO HIS FACE BECAUSE HELL YEAH HE STILL LOVES PIE because he still wants to stay as the little boy who mary used to love!!!! not the mess that he became. dean is just. AHH

MEANWHILE sam has basically no basis to base her on except for dean and john’s stories about her so they don’t really have to build on top of anything like dean and mary do. they can just start anew and it’s going to be a little slow at first, but and as soon as that first note of the music started when Mary and Sam were bonding my heart shriveled up into a tiny burnt bread end and crumbled into pieces and there was a lot of keyboard smashing on my phone while wailing and sending them to @hearthmistress 

AND MARY she is so so so wonderful she’s so HUMAN i love that they’re not shying away from making her both a soft human while still maintaining that she was capable enough of a hunter to fight off an angel back in her prime days all the while she tries so so hard to fit into this world she was thrown into. CALLING THE INTERNET i went from feeling for dean to almost blowing the roof off with how much i love mary

also she tries so hard to re-establish that easy mother-son relationship with dean, she tries so hard to bond with sam, she’s trying so hard and it makes me so happy that she’s putting active effort into this. not just because there’s finally a parental figure for dean and sam who’s actually trying to meet them halfway and tries their best for them, she’s such a genuine person in all the best ways and real and i love how well rounded she feels as a character and WOW I LOVE MARY A LOT 

I just remembered that cas’s safe space while lucifer was possessing him……… was the bunker kitchen…………… and now we see dean hiding there instead of his perfectly existing room……………………………………. 

of course there’s that association of dean with the kitchen and how it’s HIS kitchen along with how he’s always been associated with food and cooking as well, while dean’s room is the space he created for himself almost like finally allowing himself to exist in the world and leaving a space just for him, but also how the room is almost like a mark, a line to distinguish between his Before and After. he hasn’t quit hunting, but i personally saw him allowing himself this space to exist as the closest thing we would get to dean being domestic/retired

and now mary’s suddenly back and he’s thrown right back to the start, into the beginning of spn s1 if you will, so he makes use of the only safe space he knows aka the kitchen to collect his thoughts (it’s also easy access to beer i guess but like that’s ever stopped them from drinking elsewhere in the bunker) 

but anyway all that aside mostly just leave me and my shipper ass here to marvel about how dean and cas share the same safe space cool cool cool

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I didn’t want to do another liveblog of this debate but Donald was just talking about illegal immigration and he said he wanted to send “bad hombres” back to Mexico

He’s shouting down the moderator again, and this guy works for Fox News too

We’re maybe 20 minutes into the debate and he’s already said “bigly” twice

He’s basically going through his greatest hits here

Hillary suggested Trump would be a puppet for Putin and Trump started yelling “YOU’RE A PUPPET” repeatedly

He said he wasn’t Putin’s best friend and fact checkers immediately uncovered tweets of him saying he wishes he was Putin’s best friend

Apparently he thinks he won the last few debates and his strategy is still just to shout louder than Clinton

I was about to talk about his economic plan but he’s spent the last 30 minutes shouting over her and then she said half a word during his response and he yelled “EXCUSE ME, MY TURN”

Clinton mentioned his poor treatment of women and he interrupted her to say “gimme a break”

He’s saying the Clinton campaign hired actors to pretend he groped them, and claims that Clinton and Obama hired goons to incite a riot at his rally

The moderator, who I’ll remind you works for FOX NEWS, has had to say “sir, it’s her two minutes” several times

He said “nobody has more respect for women than I do” and the moderator had to tell the audience not to laugh

She pointed out he mocked a disabled reporter, which there is VIDEO OF, and he said “wrong”

He’s shouting over the moderator who is telling him to stop talking

He just admitted he doesn’t pay taxes and said it’s Hillary Clinton’s fault because she didn’t stop him

He just took back his promise to respect the outcome of the election even if it’s not in his favor

He keeps cutting off the moderator and telling him to be quiet

She was pointing out that he always claims things are rigged against him, and that he even made this claim about the Apprentice not getting an Emmy. He interrupted her to say he should’ve gotten the Emmy.

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i got some more ace dex/omgcp (also others) for your consideration because let me tell you, there isn’t enough out there (also, keep in mind i love rans&holster but some of the stuff here/things they do just didn’t come across that way?)

so imagine one day the guys are all hanging out at the haus (post-graduation) so it’s like everyone that lives there plus nursey/dex and the taddies that we know of, and everyone’s talking about winter screw coming up and plans for who’s asked who what, when rans/holster start asking the tadpoles if they’ve gotten laid bc let’s face it they’re fine AF and they’ve already had three major kegsters already this semester and whiskey is just sitting there with the “bitch plz” face on because who do they think they are asking him questions, it’s not like they’re tango, and tango is sitting there with a super uncomfortable look on his face because A. it is None of Their Business, and B. they’ve known these people for maybe a year and it’s not like we’ve seen them be super encouraging to tango’s questions so why should he be comfortable answering theirs?

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I’M SO FUCKED UP OVER MANDALA EFFECT CONSPIRACIES RIGHT NOW

WHAT’S THE MOST ICONIC THING ABOUT THE MONOPOLY DUDE??
HIS MONOCLE, RIGHT? EVERYONE REMEMBERS THAT.

WELL WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

AND YOU KNOW KIT-KATS??

THATS RIGHT, KIT-KATS. I JUST AUTOMATICALLY SPELLED IT WITH A DASH.

WELL FUCK ME UP!! CAUSE APPARENTLY THERE AIN’T NO DASH ANMORE

AND SMOKEY THE BEAR. YOU KNOW, THE BEAR WHO EDUCATES US ABOUT FOREST FIRES.

SMOKEY THE BEAR.

NOPE. IT’S SMOKEY BEAR

don’t even FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT MONA LISA’S SMILE

THAT WAS NEVER THERE BEFORE. I HAD TO RECREATE A PAINTING OF HER FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY REFERENCE PHOTO WAS NOT THIS

And this one of course
we all know its Berenstein

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OUR CURRENT TIMELINE SEEMS TO DISAGREE

im so done I’m leaving the planet

hey! so i haven’t been in the omgcp fandom for a long time, and i was wondering when the team thought dex was homophobic? i probably missed or looked over that or something

Hi! I’m not surprised you missed that because it was in the tweets and wasn’t directly stated.

(the twitter is locked, but you can find them on omgeverythingplease)

So, maybe homophobic was a strong word for me to have used in my post that I’m guessing you’re responding to, but they obviously didn’t think he was totally chill with it.

Also, there was the time when Bitty was trying to figure out why Dex and Nursey weren’t getting along, and Nursey said Dex had a Samwell Republican sticker on his laptop. Republicans aren’t generally known for being liberal socially, so it seems like Nursey could have jumped to conclusions about Dex from that.

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Plus, the US has two land borders, while the UK is an island. I don’t think your methods would work quite as well British MOL…

Not to mention one of the BIGGEST lessons Sam and Dean have learned as hunters is that they’re out to save EVERYONE. Including the “monsters.”

Vampires, werewolves, the black vein zompires, etc. Even The Darkness. THEY DON’T DESERVE TO DIE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY ARE.

I find their methods rather totalitarian and terrifying. Not only will their methods not work here, they’re repugnant. She’d kill Garth without a second thought. She would’ve killed that woman back in 8.18 who’d been turned into a vampire but hadn’t fed yet. She would’ve killed an awful lot of people that Sam and Dean saved.

Plus, it almost looked like they were doing experiments on the monsters?  Why else would they need to transport them to a different location to be killed, rather than sedating them and killing them on the spot?  A lot more cost and time effective, plus without the danger of the monster waking up and attacking them.  The visual of the apron was also strikingly similar to the apron that Crowley wore back in season 6 when he was torturing monsters as well.

All of Toni’s conversations with Sam just reinforced how out of touch the british MOL are with hunters in general.  While it’s true that there’s a hunter network of sorts, it’s by no means an organization, and it’s frequently made up of people who have been forced into the life rather than trained professionals.  And the fact of the matter is, there was an organization in the US, but they got slaughtered by one of these monsters the MOL are so good at killing, and the British MOL didn’t do a damn thing to help them.  Toni’s placing a lot of blame at Sam’s feet, for some good reasons (lest we forget that Sam and Dean have caused some major catastrophes), but in the end if the British MOL were so concerned with saving people’s lives, they would have done something to help in the US.  As it is, it’s hard not to see their organization as having some serious ulterior motives here, whether or not Toni herself is aware of them.

if you wanna send a few that’d be really sweet

1: fav types of music
2: zodiac sign
3: 3 Fears
4: 3 things I love
5: 4 turns on
6: 4 turns off
7: My best friend
8: Sexual orientation
9: My best first date
10: How tall am I
11: What do I miss
12: What time were I born
13: Favourite color
14: Do I have a crush
15: Favourite quote
16: Favourite place
17: Favourite food
18: Do I use sarcasm
19: What am I listening to right now
20: First thing I notice in new person
21: Shoe size
22: Eye color
23: Hair color
24: Favourite style of clothing
25: Ever done a prank call?
27: Meaning behind my URL
28: Favourite movie
29: Favourite song
30: Favourite band
31: How I feel right now
32: Someone I love
33: My current relationship status
34: My relationship with my parents
35: Favourite holiday
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42: When did I last hold hands?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45: Where am I right now?
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49: Am I excited for anything?
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55: What is something I disliked about today?
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57: What do I think about most?
58: What’s my strangest talent?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61: What was the last lie I told?
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64: Do I believe in magic?
65: Do I believe in luck?
66: What’s the weather like right now?
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69: Do I have any nicknames?
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
74: Favourite animal?
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78: How can you win my heart?
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80: What is my favorite word?
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86: What is my current desktop picture?
87: Had sex?
88: Bought condoms?
89: Gotten pregnant?
90: Failed a class?
91: Kissed a boy?
92: Kissed a girl?
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94: Had job?
95: Left the house without my wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
97: Had sex in public?
98: Played on a sports team?
99: Smoked weed?
100: Did drugs?
101: Smoked cigarettes?
102: Drank alcohol?
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104: Been overweight?
105: Been underweight?
106: Been to a wedding?
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109: Been outside my home country?
110: Gotten my heart broken?
111: Been to a professional sports game?
112: Broken a bone?
113: Cut myself?
114: Been to prom?
115: Been in airplane?
116: Fly by helicopter?
117: What concerts have I been to?
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119: Learned another language?
120: Wore make up?
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122: Had oral sex?
123: Dyed my hair?
124: Voted in a presidential election?
125: Rode in an ambulance?
126: Had a surgery?
127: Met someone famous?
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
129: Peed outside?
130: Been fishing?
131: Helped with charity?
132: Been rejected by a crush?
133: Broken a mirror?
134: What do I want for birthday?
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
136: Was I named after anyone?
137: Do I like my handwriting?
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
139: Favourite Tv Show?
140: Where do I want to live when older?
141: Play any musical instrument?
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
143: Favourite pizza toping?
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
145: Am I afraid of heights?
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
148: What I’m really bad at
149: What my greatest achievments are
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
152: What do I like about myself
153: My closest Tumblr friend
154: Something I fantasise about
155: Any question you’d like?

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Honestly if you’re not watching this debate you might want to turn it on. Trump is talking so fast I’m starting to suspect he might be on something, he screamed at Anderson Cooper for not having brought up a topic he just brought up, he threatened to have Hillary Clinton arrested, and he’s refusing to apologize for his groping comments, he’s still pretending he was against the war in Iraq, and he just told a Muslim woman that his plan to protect Muslims from Islamophobia was to push Islam as the problem, it’s a trainwreck

while I was saying this he tried to dodge the question about whether or not he still wants to ban all Muslims from entering America and yelled at Martha Raddatz for asking him to answer the question

while I was typing THIS he yelled at Martha Raddatz again for trying to move on to the next question, claiming Hillary went over her time. Martha refused to allow him this lie, and he got even more pissed off

He just said “I know nothing about Russia” and then had to backpedal when he realized what he’d just said

I’ve lost count of the amount of times Anderson Cooper has had to say “Please allow her to respond, she didn’t interrupt you”

Martha had to stop Donald from attempting to respond to Hillary’s response (which was not something he gets according to the rules) to tell him it’s supposed to be about the audience

Just for the record, I know it looks like I’m JUST listing off Donald Trump’s fuckups in this debate, but I’m listing both candidates’ mistakes, it’s just that Hillary’s biggest political mistake thus far in the debate is mispronouncing the word “fast” and given that the other guy has said “bigly” during this debate I feel like it’s hard to make this seem fair

He just praised Assad and Russia

Les Amis as things a friend has said while completely drunk all in the space of an evening

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Enjolras: What’s really stopping me from going all Texas Chainsaw Massacre on a Trump rally? Other than the fact that I don’t know how to use a chainsaw.

Grantaire: Do you know why God created vodka? Because He made people like you and went, “Holy tits I need a drink.”

Combeferre: Did you just try to science me, pretty boy? I’m a fucking botany major! You can’t science me!

Courfeyrac: Look bitch, everything about me is colourful. My hair, my skin, my language.

Feuilly: I feel like I’m the only sane one here. Oh god, I’m the only sane one here, aren’t I?

Bahorel: I was going to ask if you needed any legal help. Then I remembered that the law and I aren’t friends.

Jehan: I need you to follow me around for a week. Not for my protection. For everybody else’s.

Joly: I’m the mom friend, but in a really dysfunctional way. “You’re gonna get sick if you stay out in the cold like this! Here, have some weed, you won’t feel as cold.”

Bossuet: I would say “you lucky bastard,” but I feel like that would come back to bite me in the ass.

Marius: Y’all motherfuckers brought me into your weird ass lives and I can’t leave now. Being friends with you is a cult.

BONUS:

Montparnasse: If I had to resort to a life of crime, I’d be like Cat Woman. You know I can run in heels.

Musichetta: Hang on let me consult the spirits. Mhmm. Uh-Huh. Oh yeah. The spirits say that you’re a dick.

Éponine: Remember the one time I had a crush on a boy before I found out I was a lesbian? Worst two hours of my life.

Cosette: Oh honey, don’t feel bad! We can’t all have my hair.