me: can’t wait to write four papers for tomorrow!
my friends: WHAT THE FUCK
me: can’t wait to write four papers for tomorrow!
my friends: WHAT THE FUCK
my friends and I play this game where they give me a word and I connect it to Spring Awakening and they just gave me “meat packing plant” and I went into a full on Marxist criticism analyzing the way industrialization and factory work are similar to the education system
I keep getting Heart Full of Love stuck in my head when I’m at work for some reason and my job right now is going up to people and introducing myself and asking them to do a survey so I’m currently living in constant fear that I’m going to go up to someone and say “hi, my name is Marius Pontmercy”
me trying to back up my headcanon about moritz and hanschen being brothers:

I said “updates from Instagram” and Teresa was like “you’re so predictable I know it’s either George Blagden’s dog or Andy Mientus and Michael Arden’s cat” and I feel so attacked because it was both
someone: hi
me: do you wanna hear my one hour speech on gay coding in historical fiction, mostly using examples from Victor Hugo’s 1862 novel Les Misérables, mostly related to the character Enjolras? I have a power point about this hold on let me just find my memory stick

Kate: having a good time?
me, lying upside down off the edge of my bed, scrolling through social media on my phone, occasionally sighing deeply at random: yeah, I’m writing my paper
as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.
we were talking about how I watched a video wherin Katie McGrath talked about how you can’t fully trust Lena Luthor and I was like wrong I would never doubt you for a single second I love you and my friend said “I don’t know, I kind of have trouble trusting her sometimes” and I said “she’s the love of my life and my gayness overshadows any fear of the name Luthor” and she lost it