Kate is drunk, Teresa has spilled nail polish on my rug twice, Emma is very calmly an agent of chaos as always, and everyone is yelling
Emma: what’s wrong with you
Kate: I’m a little lost in the sauce if you will
Everybody wants to change the world but no one wants to change out the toilet paper roll!
Kate
just had a marshmallow shoved violently into my mouth because that’s normal roommate behavior
Kate really wants to get in a fight with me today
earlier Kate was done with the fish puns Teresa was reading off from the battle she’s having with her friend so she walked out of the suite and then locked herself out
And while I’m on the subject, it’s so sad that The Good Place writing staff doesn’t know a thing about their own characters! Because if they did, Chidi would answer Eleanor’s “Are you bi?” with “What? I- of course I’m bisexual Eleanor! I can’t even decide on a pair of socks to wear every morning *pulls pant leg up to reveal two different types of socks* do you seriously think I could choose one gender to sleep with?”
Side note: Chidi waivers between the bi and pan labels and the potential ethical ramifications of them both. He has frustrated many a friend and romantic partner agonizing over the Discourse.
Side side note: The first time he got asked if he was a top or a bottom, Chidi broke out into a an ice cold panic sweat that lasted for three days straight.
every week I have this same minor assignment and every week I dramatically declare that I’m dropping out of school over it
The curse on Jan’s family has been broken for years, but he’s left with a
swan’s wing and no clear direction for his life. When his sister tells
him of Prince Leon, a prince from a nearby kingdom who has just returned
from his own curse, he’s more than willing to travel and meet him and
his new bride, Ida. With Leon and Ida comes Henry, Leon’s servant and
friend, and together, the four of them muse on curses, the aftermath of
them, and just what it takes to get through it all.
Fairy tale retelling (sort of: specifically a sequel to both “The Six Swans” and “The Frog Prince”), 10k, rated T. Possibly the world’s nichest fairy tale crossover fic but I love it so hopefully you will as well!
The last of my donation fics, written for @percentile-perhaps! Who tumblr will not, of course, allow me to tag.
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