This dude just called himself out in his own footnotes???
“Notoriously complacent in this regard is Freudenberg (1993).”
……but you *are* Freudenberg (1993) even though you’ve Evolved into Freudenberg (2001).
Kate and I got unrelated matching cuts on our fingers the other day because of course we did
Emma: Did you put your Twisted Tea in a champagne glass?
Teresa: No, those are two different beverages
Emma: What’s in the glass then?
Teresa: Moxie
me: That’s worse
Emma: Eww
Teresa: I just had the vague thought of texting someone to say I’m moving back to Maine
every single time i tell people i plan on living in a haunted lighthouse and need a plan to afford a historical building like that, every single person, including my Mom, says “you could just build a new one and kill someone in it” and that’s why im never attending any of my friends’ housewarming parties
so in “the good place,” knowing how the afterlife points system works automatically sends team cockroach to the bad place, since their motivation to do good is now corrupted. ever since watching the show – and i don’t think i’m alone in this – sometimes when i do things, i catch myself wondering how many points it would give or cost me, if the system was real. but, of course, if it was real, just thinking about that would automatically doom me. doing what i do best, i then proceeded to go down a rabbit hole – if the system was real, it would really benefit the bad place crew for as many people as possible to know how the system works, since that would give them even more souls to torture. so, imagine for a moment…. what if the tv show “the good place” is a piece of bad place trickery, designed to cause as many humans as possible to inadvertently damn themselves to the bad place? in this essay i will
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