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fiveonthebeef:

in her notes for this update, ngozi writes, “☆ UP NEXT: Catch up with Dex, Nursey, Shitty, Ransom, Holster, and Lardo in Haus 2.0!”. this is in reference to the upcoming update, nicknamed “and they were roommates!/oh my god they were roommates” by ngozi on twitter. we have all been theorizing that a pairing made up of two roommates would become canon in this update, but i theorize that ALL roommate pairings composed of the above members will become canon. that means nurseydex AND holsom AND shittylardo, which also means that the entire check please fandom will not survive the update. in this essay i will—

roxilalonde:

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

some idiot named Frank wrote my phone number on a raffle entry at some fair a couple weeks ago and won so I’ve been getting voicemails about it every couple days and I just talked to someone and found out what the prize is and it’s four round trip airfares so that fucking sucks for him lol

the best/worst part is that because they do the winners by phone number not name, if I had been over 25 she was fully prepared to give the prize to me

Kate told me she was going to show me a video of people putting mayonnaise in chocolate cake so I just said nope and walked out of the room and when she came out to look for me I hid in the nook at the end of the hall where the trash is until she went back in and after a minute I returned to the room and she jumped out of the bathroom where she was counter hiding and I screamed