our physics professor was like “the best way to think of a covalent bond is like the bond between roommates” and Kate and I just slowly turned to look at each other
I’ve been looking at internships and I’m ready to skip all that to start my real career (living in a remote castle with lots of gargoyles and ravens and running a funeral home / wedding planning business)
Our work, what we do, it’s not just a job now, it’s who I am. I’m a detective, I’m ready to embrace that. I live in this world, your world, and I probably will for the rest of my life.
do you ever just spitefully try to hit skip on a spotify ad
We just watched Get Out and at one point a character is eating dry fruit loops and then drinking milk out of a glass with a straw and we were all like who the fuck does that and one of my friends said “she’s a cereal killer” and we all laughed and then after the movie we discovered that she literally just said “she’s a serial killer” as an explanation of her doing fucked up things not even intending it to be a joke and didn’t even realize why we were laughing
it’s 1 am and I just accidentally wrote “scientits” and cracked myself up and that’s not my usual sense of humor and I feel like it’s got to be Kate’s fault in some way
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