Kate: When I die I want you to be my pallbearer so you can let me down one last time
me: oh
Kate: that’s not original I stole it from someone I heard on the train who probably stole it from the internet
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I’ve discovered that if I make a sound like a dying cow, Kate really hates it, so naturally that’s what I’m doing all the time now
everyone in this suite is a Mess tonight
me, waving my hands to show off my child-sized gloves with glow in the dark Frankenstein’s monsters: excuse me, this is the height of fashion
Kate: well, then, I’m so short that I cancel out your height of fashion
accidentally said “rest in peace” instead of “good night”
we should actually be grateful that youtube is down because Kate wanted to show us “puppet bdsm” and now she isn’t able to
Kate said that one of the kids she babysits for has a good role in the Nutcracker this year for ballet and Emma said “is he the nut?” and I have literally never heard Kate laugh so hard
Kate reached into my laundry basket and for some reason was surprised and horrified to find underwear
Day 16: “Blood”
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🎶Red, the blood of angry men!🎶 VERY quick Enjolras with very shitty pens lol. But am I on time? Heck yes.
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