Kate is playing vines and Emma just came in looking alarmed and said “oh good I thought Teresa’s phone call was on speaker and someone said ‘I’m going to fucking kill you’”
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Kate flopped face down onto my bed, lifted her legs up behind her to pull her socks off, waved a sock at me, responded to “why” with “because it smells,” and rubbed the sock over my stuff
Towards the end of our studying and all through the morning Kate’s thing for making sure we knew about the Big Bang was repeatedly and loudly singing the Big Bang Theory theme song so during the test while I was trying to answer the essay question about the Big Bang that song was the only thing in my brain
I’m not allowed to lie about astronomy. It’s in my contract with God. He gave me some secrets of the universe. So yes, you heard it here first, the moon is a trans woman!
Kate
Kate: my favorite slang term
me: oh god
Kate: for semen
me: oh no
Kate: is SPOOGE
Kate just said “I feel like we’re going to break up over this” so I guess you could say studying is going well
“Again with the comedic timing of my burps! I swear I just opened my mouth and hell unleashed itself!”
-Kate
“Every time I think about physics I’m going to think about my roommate looking like a Victorian orphan”
-Kate
Kate and I are studying for our physics test and I’m so tired
me: nnngghh
Kate: can you un-neigh
me: hhggnnn
Kate: I’m so glad to hear that
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