after 2 sips of champagne Kate turns into a lizard and starts stroking the flowers in the table centerpiece
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regular brain: writing with reasonable sentence lengths that cut off between thoughts and if there are connected thoughts between sentences just use transitional phrases
galaxy brain: using three commas and a semicolon in every sentence
my classmates who workshopped my draft did not seem to think this was galaxy brain
I think one of my friend group’s most annoying habits is rating Andy Mientus as rat or rugged whenever he posts a picture
regular brain: writing with reasonable sentence lengths that cut off between thoughts and if there are connected thoughts between sentences just use transitional phrases
galaxy brain: using three commas and a semicolon in every sentence
you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Kate try to act out the tail whip of a thresher shark especially while making the sound of r2d2 screaming
my mom was reading an old interview with Aaron Tveit and just GASPED and it turns out he said that he would like to play Westley in a musical adaptation of The Princess Bride which is like her favorite movie and book and I was like “oh yeah we would die”
“Lord let me find him,” sighed Inspector Javert, eyes searching the stars above with sorrow and longing. “That I may see him,”
“…Safe behind bars,” he added quickly. Phew. Wouldn’t want those stars to get the wrong idea.
Janet: Hi, I’m Janet!
Kate: It’s Janet!!
Tuesday me wrote song lyrics in the margin of my notes so today as soon as I opened my notebook it was stuck back in my head thanks past self I love that!








