sparrowsfallingfromthesky:

regular brain: writing with reasonable sentence lengths that cut off between thoughts and if there are connected thoughts between sentences just use transitional phrases

galaxy brain: using three commas and a semicolon in every sentence

my classmates who workshopped my draft did not seem to think this was galaxy brain

my mom was reading an old interview with Aaron Tveit and just GASPED and it turns out he said that he would like to play Westley in a musical adaptation of The Princess Bride which is like her favorite movie and book and I was like “oh yeah we would die”