every pairing i love: eleanor & chidi (the good place) “somehow, i never want to leave you.”
Today in lab Kate and I grouped up with two other English majors and the four of us were absolutely useless
Kate: Ooh my article went up!
me: Oh, about Caillou?
Kate: No, about Drake and Josh, you bitch
Kate: Well, Mandela effect. You’re wrong.
me: You can’t just say that to win your arguments!
Kate: Too bad, I just did!
me avoiding my homework: what if instead of responding to my physics book I responded to Check Please? there’s physics and chemistry in Check Please because it’s about hockey and baking and there’s chemistry in baking and then hockey has physics because there are moving …things and… masses colliding… and there’s atoms.. molecules.. nuclei.. electrons.. neutrons.. protons even… and when you think about it.. atoms are kind of gay.. because they touch each other…
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