me: it’s like little miss muffet
Kate: eating her curds and whey, something something egg
me: egg??
Kate: my brain auto filled with Humpty Dumpty but I couldn’t think of his name so I just said egg
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I’m so distracted today like we were talking about Benjamin Franklin in class and my notes are just like “Hozier and Ngozi and I all have Z in our name”
I saw HOZIER
….“about”?
What’s your favorite thing I just ruined?
Kate
also Kate was like trying to eat my leg and hitting me and sitting on me and yelling and crying and it’s just been an interesting evening,
Kate asked me if I was sexting and Emma almost spit out her yogurt drink
me to Teresa: You look sick
Kate: She is. That’s why we went to a bar
me: …To infect other people?
Kate: No! Because it’s good for you! Teresa got a beer because beer has bread in it and bread is good because it soaks up all the bad stuff. And I got a cranberry margarita because cranberry juice is good for your kidneys. It’s like a walk to the pharmacy!
I got back to my room after being home for the weekend and found this on the wall because my friends are unwilling to post shenanigans about themselves or each other but do not ever stop the shenanigans
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