alrightevans:

just some little pride and prejudice (2005) things i love

  • the sense of chaotic female energy in the Bennet household
  • the sound of tinkling piano music and bird song and giggling 
  • when Jane tries to pull a ‘not all men’ on Lizzy but Lizzy is havin none of it and calls all men humourless poppycocks  
  • Lizzy’s satisfied smirk as she STRIDES away after sending mr darcy 2 his grave with ‘even if one’s partner is barely tolerable’ 
  • Lizzy and Jane giggling under the covers 😭
  • Mrs Bennet discussing Mr Bennets imposing death over the breakfast table and nobody bats an eyelid except to be like ‘its 10am’  like this obviously happens A Lot 
  • And then Mr Bennet and lizzy joke about Jane dying like why does this Regency era family have the humour of millennials  
  • when Darcy is listing all the things an accomplished woman should have and he says ‘she should expand her mind with extensive reading’ or w.e and lizzy SNAPS that book shut so fast
  • the Mrs Bennet Pig Testicle Scene Nobody Talks About 
  • the hand 
  • after Mr Collins proposal when Mrs Bennet goes to Mr Bennet for help and he’s just like up a ladder ? And all he does up there is pick up a pot plant? I’m thoroughly convinced he just climbed that ladder to avoid the drama ((he failed))
  • the dramatic ZOOM when Darcy bursts into the room just to stand around, make one line of polite conversation, and then leave
  • m not going to comment abt the rain scene bc theres too much to unpack but THE RAIN SCENE 
  • ‘He’s so. he’s so… he’s so RICH’ i feel u girl 
  • The dreamy shots of Pemberley + dreamy music music layered with Darcy’s housekeeper saying lovely things about him like you know Lizzy was falling in love with him right then and there even tho he wasn’t even in the room
  • All the ripped statues probably help
  •  Shame that the scene where Darcy sees Lizzy at Pemberly for the first time will be forever ruined because all i can hear in my head is RUN 
  • Turns up in the middle of the night, invites self in, insults the size of the garden….. an icon 
  • The fact that the entire Bennet family listening in to private conversations at the door is a recurring theme 
  • “i love… i love… i love you”
  • the last scene of Lizzy and her dad laughing and crying at how in love she is is the goodest purest scene and in This House we don’t speak of the american alternate ending 

andrewinyrd:

faeries can’t lie which is why hozier said “no comment” as to whether he is one of the folk, but then in another question, said “time moves differently in the fae realm” and qualified his statement with “i’m joking,” which suspiciously falls in line with the fact that the fae are notorious for being mischievous. therefore, we can make the assumption that his statement was not a lie but also not the full truth. in this essay i will 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ok gays Keira Knightley is starring in a new period movie called “Colette” about a real life queer French writer where she’s gay and wears suits and eats apples sexily and there’s a trans actor playing a cis role and there’s a butch nonbinary trans character who is treated well and is rich and wears tuxedoes the entire time, basically I’m saying this is the best movie I’ve ever seen it has the entire LGBT in it and I’m literally fucking shook right now by the sheer level of gay go see it right fucking now

babedur:

so in the 800 times they got reset, there’s been some Chidi/Eleanor, some Eleanor/Tahani, and some Tahani/Jason.

So there’s… a non-zero chance that there was some Chidi/Jason going on at some point.

And to be honest, all I can imagine is, like, it’s a timeline where for some reason Jason kept quiet for a lot longer so Chidi finds himself attracted to this wise, calm, silent monk that just listens while Chidi rants about the problems he’s facing….

and then one day Jason opens his mouth.