Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers
It’s the Oedipus Complex
Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex
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I am not designed to learn about physics
my roommate is unfamiliar with the concept of baby corn and is eating it like regular corn on the cob she looks like a little hamster
I’m a lightKate!
Kate after drinking about a third of a bottle of hard cider
I have to watch Pocahontas for a class and my friends and I are sitting around yelling through the screen to just kill John Smith and the other colonizers
fuck what anyone says about crows ive seen them myself and have concluded i love them
this is a whole ass mood
Take Me To Church by Hozier (featuring a gospel choir he didn’t know was in attendance) ((his reaction is priceless))
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I broke the corner of my laptop yesterday and I was really lucky all things considered in that the functionality hasn’t been compromised at all, but this is terrible because my stupid brain is like dying to touch it like every three seconds I have to stop myself from poking at the broken glass to see if it will come out more and that’s a bad instinct!!
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