I would die for Ngozi

I don’t know what I expected when I asked my friends if they wanted to go to Spring Awakening

someone stole Kate’s penguin, Detective Michael Cordero Jr Jr, and hid him in her closet, which she didn’t notice until she was moments from going to sleep and rolled over to hug him and just slowly said “WHERE IS MICHAEL”

we just competitively yawned, pretty standard night

dorrianngray:

me: *gets touched by random wave of sadness*

me: so, this is what poets of Romanticism felt

ace-spacepup:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

From Hark, A Vagrant, and I absolutely love it.

This is the funniest thing anyone has ever done regarding The Yellow Wallpaper

Kate decided we needed to name the fruit flies we were looking at and she proposed naming them after the triumvirate from Les Mis!

this one annoying girl in our class said “how do you make tea leaves?” and Kate looked SO DONE and said “they’re leaves. that you dry. they come from plants.”

I have found my new future career

I am going to be

a pigeon fancier

trezelle2:

“I think [the cabbage man from ATLA] explains a lot about the person I grew up to be… he’s my origin story”

-Zoe, wiping away tears