Hozier wrote moments silence because he saw that someone wrote ‘this is a metaphor about oral sex’ about a verse in take me to church and he was like nah “but if you want a metaphor about oral sex here you go” and I think that that is hilarious
to my student who emailed me today asking if she should title her essay “what does grendel eat for breakfast? danish” or “no arm, no foul,” thank you. you don’t know that i was in the middle of hashing out how i’m handling your classmate’s intentional plagiarism, but receiving that email reminded me that some of you take your teenage rebellions in the right direction, and i love u for that.