enjolryas:

tbh victor hugo could have gained some serious gay literature points if he’d also added timagorus to the long ass list of lovers that he compares grantaire to

basically the story is that timagorus falls in love with this guy meles, and when timagorus confesses his feelings to meles, meles mockingly tells him to throw himself off a cliff, and because timagorus is so in love with meles and would do anything to please him, he does. when meles sees timagorus’ dead body, he is so overcome with grief that he discovers he actually did love timagorus the entire time, so he throws himself off the cliff as well

ririsasy:

So I got a pattern here, all the characters above name Simon, they are all Soft boy and Gay.
1. Simon (DBH)
2. Simon Monroe (In the flesh)
3. Simon Pier (Love, Simon)
4. Simon (the wedding Banquet)

5. Simon Saunders (NBC Rise @maashouswashere )

6. Simon snow (

Honorable mention

in Carry On (by Rainbow Rowell))

So protect your friends around you who name simon, who knows they might hide a soft gay boy inside themselves.

you know what they say  Once Is Chance, Twice is Coincidence, Third Time Is A Pattern, Fourth is clearly a conspiracy. fifth? human knew and just want to play with us.

@everysimonisgay