As much as I love having my phone background be the picture of you and Aaron [Tveit], I don’t think he really looks as attractive as I think he is. Like he’s cute, but I think he’s really even more attractive than that, don’t you?
me: I had a dream that Andy Mientus did a concert at [our local summer concert series]
my mom: I wish they would do some different things like that, it seems like it’s all bluegrass stuff, it would be nice to see some straight theater acts
me: pfft, “straight” theater?
my mom, sighing: Gay theater, then, whatever, that’s not what I meant
I just remembered that I left a drawing of a pigeon at the register at work yesterday I wonder what my coworker thought of it