Tag: Chowder

tehfuckign:

i want a chowder twitter. can u imagine??

  • fuckin roasting the other frogs
  • shark facts
    • which sharks??
    • the animals??
    • the team???
    • doesn’t matter there’s always a Daily Shark Fact From Chowder
  • making fun of dex and nursey
  • hype and support tweets for team games!!!!!
    • “GAME ON FRIDAY #LETSGOWELLIES!!!”
    • “THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT TONIGHT I DEDICATE THE SHUT-OUT TO THE SWV!!”
    • “BITTY FOR #MVP!!!!”
    • “FUCKING CLUTCH #JACKZIMMERMANN #THATSMYEXCAPTAIN #FalcsvsHabs”
  • monthly updates on what colour his braces are
    • sometimes he takes polls
  • Exposing Bitty
    • see this post here
    • chowder: “bitty gets bedhead????????????”
      • bitty: “chowder honey why are you Exposing me like this i have an Image to maintain for my followers”
    • also so many Food Aesthetic photos that link to his insta
  • livetweets of the Frog Adventures
    • half of which is him making fun of nursey and dex
  • SO MANY SHMOOPY RETWEETS ABOUT LOVE AND PUNCTUATING THEM W “REMINDER I LOVE CAITLIN FARMER OF THE SAMWELL WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL TEAM -”
  • livetweeting his never-ending Suffering around his 2 besties, dex and nursey
  • documenting Haus Shenanigans
    • bitty has convos transcripted on his twitter
    • but chowder leaks the photos and videos lmao
  • TWEETING ABOUT HIS BOBA DATES WITH LARDO!!!!!!!
  • and did i mention constantly teasing nursey and dex???? bc that’s definitely a thing that happens

like just…..fuckin……..chowder. on twitter.

wholsomholsom:

wholsomholsom:

wholsomholsom:

chowder and nursey chirp each other SO. MUCH. like boys pls get a life

nursey: (turns and walks into a wall)
chowder: your sense of direction is so impressive!!! …….oh sorry! i forgot i gotta translate for new yorkers
chowder (imitating nursey terribly): hey watch where you’re FUCKIN GOING you IDIOT
nursey: that’s not how i sound or speak in the slightest
chowder:
nursey:
chowder: i’ll get an ice pack brb

chowder: (frustrated screaming because his code refuses to work)
nursey: hey man…… have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again
chowder: (whacks nursey over the head with his sharks plushie) i hate you so much
chowder (two seconds later): that was a joke by the way i was joking please don’t think i hate you i’m just very stressed right now
nursey: chill
chowder:
nursey:
chowder: okay i changed my mind i really do hate you.