Tag: Chowder

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

Words and phrases Bitty has canonically used to describe Chowder:

  • Adorable
  • You sweet child
  • My wonderful innocent darling goalie-baby Chowder.
  • The Sweet Baby Chowder.
  • Sweet Baby Chowder
  • You ray of puck-stopping Californian sunshine.
  • My newborn goalie lamb
  • pretty territorial.
  • My son, the baby goalie
  • special
  • the pride and joy of Samwell Men’s Hockey
  • This child.
  • Adorkable
  • very agile
  • Goaltender with a heart of gold.
  • My baby-child, my son and ward, the warm ray of sunshine
    that is the net-minder
  • tenderhearted goaltender
  • The Sweet Chowder.
  • my dear son

And bonuses from Mr. Crappy:

  • THIS FUCKING BEAUT OF A GOALIE.
  •  HE’S SEX
    BETWEEN TWO PIPES.