destiel-destiny:

outpastthemoat:

dontbelievethetrolls:

outpastthemoat:

flutiebear:

outpastthemoat:

Guys, at this point I’m 99% positive that this is just Cas’s sense of humor coming out.

I think Cas fully understands what Dean means when he asks “What’s the word, Cas?”

Cas’s sense of humor = amusement at absurdities. The tower of Babel was a pile of dung. I comforted the pig before the slaughter. The coyote is man and the roadrunner is God, trapped in an endless cycle. What the hell? Guess again. You breed with the mouth of a goat.

Cas understands language and Dean’s slang just fine. This is his idea of a joke.

And his delivery is always so deadpan that it’s hard to tell when he’s making a joke. Cas’s sense of humor is really rather subtle, and I find it freaking hilarious that people think he doesn’t understand sarcasm or jokes. Sure he does. He uses sarcasm several times over the course of the series. Granted, he doesn’t always use it correctly, especially when he’s having trouble actually communicating what he’s trying to say – I think he gets flustered – but he gets it.

His sense of humor is just a trifle offbeat. I think that’s probably just what happens when you’re thousands of years old. Obscure things start seeming really fucking hilarious.

And Dean’s reaction? I think he kinda looks like he’s not sure if Cas is joking or not, but just to be on the safe side, he goes ahead and rephrases his question.

The real tragedy of this show is that nobody gets Cas’s jokes.

Yes! And I just remembered that in “Survival of the Fittest”, Dean says:

Dean: Hey, there. So, Cas, what’s, uh, what’s the word?
Cas: Well, Dean, I’ve been thinking. Monkeys… are so clever, and their sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?

Personally, I think Cas takes the question, “What’s the word, Cas?” as an open invitation to troll the shit out of Dean Winchester.

Ben Edlund is pretty much the only writer who really keeps Cas’s sense of humor consistent, in my opinion. So many of the other writers assume Cas is just completely literal-minded when that’s not always the case. Cas is a real wiseass. Remember his exchange with Raphael.

CASTIEL Are you joking?

RAPHAEL Do I look like I’m joking?

CASTIEL You never look like you’re joking.

That’s angel humor for you, because Cas never looks like he’s joking either. Like this.

DEAN
You know, I’m starting to think junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.

CASTIEL
Uriel’s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone.

Cas is the funniest angel in the garrison. Nobody gets it. That’s the joke.

Think of future Cas’s snarkiness – that’s just Cas’s normal sense of humor on vitamins and with an extra dose of passive-aggressiveness. Which is why I sometimes think that orgy comment was simply Cas, as flutiebear puts it, trolling the shit out of Dean Winchester.

YES! And I don’t get the whole “Cas doesn’t get sarcasm” thing either. This is the guy who deadpanned that brilliant line about Uriel being the funniest angel in the garrison; the same one who deadpanned bitchiness at Dean’s self-centeredness with his “your problems always come first”. Why have we forgotten about that?

Castiel is the funniest angel in the garrison and he also thinks it’s really fucking hilarious that nobody’s noticed.

i have to add to this because i think we’re forgetting a very important scene between dean and cas and that is from 4×15 when alastair is struck my angelic lightning:

Dean: What the hell?

Cas: Guess again.

That is the funniest shit he’s ever said, good bye

“So did you get to say goodbye?” Bob asks when Jack finally rejoins them – windswept and with flushed cheeks and sparkling eyes.

“Oh…yeah,” Jack nods, pulling out his phone and shooting off a text.

Bob and Alicia raise eyebrows at each other before Alicia tries. “Who did you say goodbye to?” she asks carefully, knowing how Jack has fought back about his parents prying into his life when he’s not ready to share.

Jack looks up from his phone with confused wide eyes before shrugging. “Oh, just remembered I had something to say to Bittle is all,” he replied as his eyes drifted back to his phone as it buzzed once in his hands.

Bob and Alicia’s eyebrows jump even higher as they look at each other this time and they make a few faces and hand gestures at each other before Bob asks, “You mean Eric Bittle? Your liney?”

“Yeah, Dad, you met him three times already,” Jack points out with an annoyed sigh as he taps out yet another text. His phone buzzes almost immediately and, when he reads it, Jack’s smile lights up to where his parents haven’t seen it in years and, this time, when they look at each other, it’s with smiles on their faces and tears in their eyes.

George watches on in silence, but smiles to herself as she thinks about the coming year. She needs to put herself in a position where Jack knows he’ll be able to come to her in the future.

8 Months Later

Alicia and Bob are concerned, at first, when Jack asks for the video chat and the way Jack is nervously rubbing his hands against his sweats when they answer the call doesn’t help much, but then there’s a sound off-screen and Jack looks up and the tension in his shoulders and eyes melts off and he smiles and watches as Eric Bittle walks over to join him on the couch, the two pressed to each other’s sides all the way up.

Alicia and Bob smile.

“Maman, Papa, I have something I want to tell you,” Jack begins nervously, speaking into his lap, as he’s always tended to do when the pressure of what he wants to say becomes to much.

“Are the two of you engaged?”

Bob frowns and taps at the screen a couple seconds of silence and stillness after Alicia asks her question. “Hello? Did we lose connection or freeze?” he asks and Bittle and Jack look at them like deer caught in headlights.

“W-Why would you think I’m engaged?” Jack asks nervously and squeezes Bittle’s hand just out of sight of the camera.

“Well, you better not have gotten married without inviting us down, that’s for sure,” Alicia replies.

“N-non! Maman, I don’t know why you’d–” Jack begins before shaking his head and huffing and saying, “I’m dating Bitty,” to his lap once more and this time it’s Alicia and Bob who are silent for long enough to draw concerned glances from their son and his boyfriend.

“I mean, you ask about Bitty so much, Maman,” Jack explains, “and I was hoping to talk to you about some stuff, Papa, so I just thought–”

And then Bob snorted a laugh before immediately stuffing it back inside and Alicia jumped in to calm her son down.

“Oh, honey, we just…we already knew?”

“You…knew?” Jack and Bitty open wide eyes at each other before sending panicked glances their way. “H-how? We were trying to keep it a secret–”

Alicia bites her lip and thinks about that moment after graduation when Jack came back from saying goodbye. Bob clears his throat and remembers the kitchen appliances Jack had made them buy when they moved him into his new apartment in Providence. Alicia scratches her hand and remembers visiting for his home-opener to seeing post-its on his fridge and a small pair of shorts underneath the sofa. Bob scratches taps his foot and thinks of the baked goods Jack had been so excited to share with them during.

“You just…seemed so happy,” Alicia finally said with a smile and Bob nodded his head while keeping his mouth firmly shut. Thank the Lord there was at least one actress in this family.

violacakes:

violacakes:

mia7437:

zimmbonibitty:

benjji2795:

wheeloffortune-design:

Once they come out, Jack starts wearing a tshirt that reads “My boyfriend is a hockey player”

Okay but just imagine with me…Jack comes out but doesn’t introduce Bitty to the public at large. And when he wears the t-shirt…like oh my god, the gossip and speculation! People are throwing out all kinds of names! Crosby, Seguin, Mashkov, and even Parson! Every day it’s some one new! (The Falconers, who are very familiar with Bitty, take great delight in informing Jack as to who the media thinks his boyfriend is that day).

snowy: yo Zimmboni, you didn’t happen to have dinner with Malkin last night, did you?

Jack: yeah, Geno and I were catching up, it’s been a while

Tater: why you not invite me? I thought I was your sexy Russian boyfriend

poots: hold on guys the wifi won’t connect and we need to see who’s in the top boyfriend spot today

snowy: i got 4G, how the hell am I not ahead of ovechkin he’s ancient and I have most of my teeth

Tater gets “I am Zimmermann’s boyfriend” t-shirts made and raises a LOT of money for charity, because a bunch of very famous NHL players all wear them at once in an I am Spartacus situation that brings Instagram to a grinding halt for three days.

Kent Parson goes out in public wearing a sparkly I AM KENT PARSON’S BOYFRIEND shirt and no one knows what to do with that.

violacakes:

arachnidlad:

Look at all this dex content we were blessed with

When Dex is feeling bored or lonely or out of sorts he walks slowly through the dorms carrying his tool box and without fail, beautiful women fall into his path, asking sweetly if he can help out with various “small fixes” in their rooms that need seeing to because they’re too far down the list of official Samwell repairs to be made.

It’s a boost to his ego, because he gets to be useful AND there’s flirting.

Dex never actually takes advantage of all the girls’ numbers he ends up with because of this hobby of his. He takes his payment in the look of bemused outrage that crosses Nursey’s face whenever he realises that Will Poindexter + tool box = serious game.

Seriously, it’s like Nursey is offended by how many gorgeous students really want Dex to fix their leaky shower or reattach their door knobs. He huffs and splutters and mutters about how Dex can’t possibly know that those girls are actually after Something Other Than Minor Dorm Repairs.

Dex knows. Oh, he knows. He has also noticed that Nursey gets ESPECIALLY offended by Dex+tool box when Dex wears a t-shirt that is slightly too small.

Dex is playing a long game here. And in the mean time, there are a lot of squeaky hinges to oil, if you know what I mean.

Yeah he genuinely wants to oil squeaky hinges, and what’s more he always instructs the person he’s helping on how to do it themselves next time, because this is shit that everybody should know.

One night Nursey bangs on his dorm door and is all ‘can I work on my essay in here, man, I have like three books I have to consult and the light in my room is like, busted. There’s only so much I can do by laptop glow, yanno?”

That seems… weird, but Dex shrugs and goes to check out Nursey’s room while he works.

Only to find out when he gets there that the lightbulb has blown.

Nursey is halfway through his essay when Dex crashes the door open, holding his toolbox, looking wild-eyed and fierce and totally hot. “DEREK NURSE DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A FUCKING LIGHTBULB?”

magic-gps:

brainsforbabyjesus:

brainsforbabyjesus:

You know that soulmate AU trope where the first thing your soulmate(s) says to you is some how magically engraved on your wrist? Why are those stories set in worlds that are otherwise socially normal?

I mean really. If everything was exactly the same except for this trope think of how many people would have hello written on their wrist. Think of how many people would meet the wrong person but hit it off anyway and think well this must be my soulmate(s) because we get along more or less. Think of how many people would get married and have a life and a dog and like start up some kind of artisanal meat market or something and then find out that they married the “wrong” person. Like, people wouldn’t be signing prenups, this is your soulmate it should last forever. So now you’re stuck in this crazy legal battle with your fake soulmate while your real soulmate is like trying to fend off people who also have hello on their wrist and think they’re making the wrong choice. Divorce lawyers would probably make it big in this hypothetical world.

But. I don’t think the above is actually all that likely when you consider that this would be a world where everyone knows that the first thing you say to your soulmate(s) is on your wrist. I think a whole world of this trope would basically teach people that you don’t say hello to strangers.

Instead you blurt out something very original. Last thursday I ate a live worm! I own a collection of glass eyes! I’m secretly a super villain and this is my android body! You know. Distinctive. Something that isn’t likely to be ambiguous.

Think of the possibilities. Think of a society that celebrates truly unique first words. People could see someone and spend hours agonizing over what ridiculous thing they want their first words to be. An unusual metaphor for your undying love? A declaration about how much you like snails? A compliment no one could have ever possibly said to them before? Your nose is a glorious rendition of the Summer Triangle.

Kids would grow up being encouraged to say outlandish things. You wouldn’t be told to stop saying silly things. You would be told to make sure not to copy the silly things your friend said. Think of how careful parents would be about introducing very young children to new people. Kids that are too young might meet their soulmate and not realize it. They could miss their one chance because they were too busy fighting over a little mermaid eraser.

What about people who can’t read? What about people who are blind?

You wouldn’t say sorry if you bumped into someone on the street. You’d either stay silent or shout something oddball out first, I shove lilacs up my nose. and only then do you say sorry.

Imagine “speed meets”. Groups that organize meetups between complete strangers. You’re in a room with a hundred other people. Line up and start saying outrageous things. I am actually a hippopotamus. No? Okay next. I wish to own seven hundred thirty one and a half dalmatian mice. No? Alright. Next. One day I will travel to Europa in the fanciest of hats. And then the other person grins, Well captain it’s not naked if you’re wearing a hat. And damn they have been waiting years to say that line.

#i love this and i feel like it was written by wade w wilson via shehulkcankickmyassanytime

I think this is the best response this post has ever had.

I read a fic like this once

highlights from my Greek mythology notes Part 2

(part one)

– following something about Oedipus’s name meaning swollen foot: “the person next to me muttered ‘that’s unfortunate’ which I just thought was funny”

– “on an unrelated note an important guy is Cadmus which is the bad organization in Supergirl so I’m wondering if that’s related” (it is)

– “people started to talk about some shit that would be great premises for fanfiction lol”

– “I’m also thinking of Les Mis here (bc of course I am)”

– “the only way to fully match internal values with one’s actions is to die for it – fuck I’m thinking of Enjolras again oh my heart”

– “we looked at Bernini’s Apollo and Daphne and god marble sculptures kill me I’m in rapture” “then we looked at Bernini’s Pluto and Prosepina and I can’t breathe”

– quote from my professor: “deeply male shit”

– “me, an arospec ace, listening to Petrarch’s description of love @ first sight: that sounds fake but okay”

– “men suck”

– “I would be interested in having a conversation w/ Ovid about asexuality I bet his head would explode and maybe I would get to fight him”

– “beginning of Myrrha story Ovid basically gives a trigger warning so modern assholes can shut up”

– under a headline about Adonis: “we fell into talking about Dwayne the Rock Johnson and then Trump and then Thanksgiving???”

– “turns out I’ve been mispronouncing Orestes slightly” “of course I’m thinking about Orestes Fasting Pylades Drunk” “oh you knew I would end up on E/R again before long”

– “Mumford and Sons song??”

– “going back to the weird womb metaphor-”

– “Eurylochus calls Odysseus reckless – O responds by wanting to chop his head off which proves his point lol”

– quote from professor: “Odysseus is like Clint Eastwood”

– the day my paper for my other class was due: “I’m essentially unconscious today I’m going to try my best with the notes but no promises I’m sorry also I didn’t read any of today’s reading which won’t help :(”

– “somehow we ended up talking about politics again? [Professor] likes Joe Biden memes I love him. Also it came out that none of us in the class trust anyone yikes”

lycorisarashiyama:

sparrowsfallingfromthesky:

sparrowsfallingfromthesky:

Does anyone want to hear about my idea for a Victor Hugo theme park

ok so for most of the park it’s modeled to look like the streets of Paris in the 1800s, obviously. I’m kind of picturing there being a little Guernsey attached too, to show his exile, but I’m not sure how that would work.

attractions include:

a replica of the cathedral of Notre Dame (there would be some kind of activity or tour or ride or something inside, but I don’t know what because I haven’t read Hunchback yet)

a large scale sewer system (this could be some kind of roller coaster)

“build your own barricade”

a permanent barricade with hourly battles where visitors pick a side and shoot water guns at each other

a souvenir shop where the cashier looks like the bishop and merchandise includes candlesticks, handkerchiefs, gargoyles, books, costumes etc

you can buy loaves of bread at the food places but you run the risk of being randomly chased by an employee dressed as Javert

an Elephant statue and you can pay to stay in it overnight

a stage where performers lead sing-alongs of the songs from the musical

the Thenardiers’ inn, where you can actually eat and/or stay (although why would you tbh)

this is mostly Les Mis stuff because that’s what I know but there would be things connected to his other works too

Why can’t we fund this

My friends have suggested finding random investors, trying to get a Fulbright scholarship, and going on Shark Tank

answer the primes

I love that I always get either no questions at all or just like. all of them

ask me questions from this list (which for the record has 170 questions)

I’m putting this under read more because it’s a lot

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) So when I was a kid I desperately wanted a chinchilla but I’m beginning to realize that even a cat or dog would probably be too much for me to handle taking care of… I guess I’d really like to have hermit crabs again, I miss mine

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? I don’t even know

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Kate, Enjolras, and food

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? You didn’t give me a thing

11: What’s your sexuality? ace

13: Are you a cat or dog person? I don’t believe this needs to be a choice and I do love both. that said. cats

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Maxine

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? I don’t know maybe kind of

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Wouldn’t diurnal just be what humans already are?

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I don’t know

31: Do you get scared easily? I don’t know about like really scared but I do get anxious? and I don’t do well with scary movies

37: What is your eye color? kind of that generic white person greyish bluish greenish color I guess

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? @samanthathebard

43: Any piercings you want? Absolutely not

47: What is a sound you really hate? silverware scraping a plate

53: How are you feeling right now? ok

59: What three words describe you the most? I don’t know (is that me not answering or is that the answer who knows)

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If I really consistently don’t care about most of what they’re posting? but it usually takes a lot. also it hasn’t happened yet but if someone posted something aphobic they would be Gone

67: Favorite meme: I liked the inappropriate audition song one and I like bode and I like all of the Check Please fandom memes

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? either one of my various ace color outfits or my Darlingside shirt

73: Do you have platform shoes? no

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: Donald Trump

83: Favorite person to talk to: myself

89: What are your birthstones? aquamarine

97: How long can you hold your breath for? I don’t know a time but not very long

101: Favorite type of shoes: I guess boots

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? yeah I’m not a vegan but I’m a vegetarian. my dad is a vegetarian and my parents just decided to raise me as one and I stuck with it. if I ate meat now I would probably get super sick and also I have the various moral reasons I guess. I don’t know I just generally find everything about meat gross?

107: Do you like spiders? I’m not afraid of them and I don’t kill them but I don’t want them near me. there are a bunch of daddy long legs in my house and I don’t mind them but real spiders belong far away. spider webs are pretty impressive though

109: Can you draw: I can draw pigeons

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? sure

127: Something you love about Tumblr: there are plenty of things but my mind just blanked

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? I can do good work in a short amount of time. I love it because I can procrastinate and still get great grades but I hate it because procrastination is super stressful and I never learn my lesson because I don’t face consequences most of the time

137: Do you believe in karma? not really but I don’t know

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? none that people actually use but people have on occasion tried Zozo, Zoseph, and some other things I can’t remember but I Do Not like those

149: Favorite thing about your personality: I don’t even know

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? the time with all the dinosaurs. I would die in about three seconds but I would see dinosaurs.

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: public transportation

163: Last time you cried and why: oh man I think it was yesterday or the day before over something really stupid I think there was a commercial?? I can’t remember what it was for but there was some kind of really weird creature they were saying was ugly and then it got to be loved at the end. I’m so fucking tired

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? I want to know but I can live without it impacting me I guess

Thank you!

Ask me! I’ll answer honestly

crazyheavymetalpunkrock:

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?
2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)
3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?
4: What was your favorite video game growing up?
5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:
6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?
7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?
8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]
9: Are you ticklish?
10: Are you allergic to anything?
11: What’s your sexuality?
12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?
13: Are you a cat or dog person?
14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?
16: How tall are you?
17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?
18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?
20: Do you like space or the ocean more?
21: Are you religious?
22: Pet peeves?
23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?
24: Favorite constellation?
25: Favorite star?
26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?
27: Any phobias or fears?
28: Do you think global warming is real?
29: Do you believe in reincarnation?
30: Favorite movie?
31: Do you get scared easily?
32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?
33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]
34: What is a color that calms you?
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?
36: Where were you born?
37: What is your eye color?
38: Introvert or extrovert?
39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?
40: Hugs or kisses?
41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?
42: Who is someone you love deeply?
43: Any piercings you want?
44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?
45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?
46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!
47: What is a sound you really hate?
48: A sound you really love?
49: Can you do a backflip?
50: Can you do the splits?
51: Favorite actor and/or actress?
52: Favorite movie?
53: How are you feeling right now?
54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?
55: When did you feel happiest?
56: Something that calms you down?
57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]
58: What does your URL mean?
59: What three words describe you the most?
60: Do you believe in evolution?
61: What makes you unfollow a blog?
62: What makes you follow a blog?
63: Favorite kind of person:
64: Favorite animal(s):
65: Name three of your favorite blogs.
66: Favorite emoticon:
67: Favorite meme:
68: What is your MBTI personality type?
69: What is your star sign?
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?
71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?
72: Post a selfie or two?
73: Do you have platform shoes?
74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?
75: Can you do a front flip?
76: Do you like birds?
77: Do you like to swim?
78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?
79: Something you wish didn’t exist:
80: Some thing you wish did exist:
81: Piercings you have?
82: Something you really enjoy doing:
83: Favorite person to talk to:
84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?
85: How many followers do you have?
86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?
87: Do your socks always match?
88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?
89: What are your birthstones?
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?
91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?
92: A store you hate?
93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?
94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?
95: Do you like to wear camo?
96: Winter or summer?
97: How long can you hold your breath for?
98: Least favorite person?
99: Someone you look up to:
100: A store you love?
101: Favorite type of shoes
102: Where do you live?
103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?
104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?
105: Do you drink milk?
106: Do you like bugs?
107: Do you like spiders?
108: Something you get paranoid about?
109: Can you draw:
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?
111: A question you hate being asked?
112: Ever been bitten by a spider?
113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?
114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:
116: Favorite cloud type:
117: What color do you wish the sky was?
118: Do you have freckles?
119: Favorite thing about a person:
120: Fruits or vegetables?
121: Something you want to do right now:
122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?
123: Sweet or sour foods?
124: Bright or dim lights?
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?
126: Something you hate about Tumblr:
127: Something you love about Tumblr:
128: What do you think about the least?
129: What would you want written on your tombstone?
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?
131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?
132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?
133: Computer or TV?
134: Do you like roller coasters?
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?
136: Are your ears lobed or attached?
137: Do you believe in karma?
138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?
139: What nicknames do you have/have had?
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?
141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?
142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?
143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?
144: What makes you angry
145: How many languages do you speak fluently?
146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?
147: Are you androgynous?
148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:
149: Favorite thing about your personality:
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.
151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?
152: Do you like BuzzFeed?
153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]
154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?
156: What embarrasses you?
157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:
158: Biggest lie you have ever told:
159: How many people are you following?
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?
161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?
162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?
163: Last time you cried and why:
164: Do you have long or short hair?
165: Longest your hair has ever been:
166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?
167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?
168: Do you like to wear makeup?
169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?
170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?